$12.99
In Stories No One Should Read, Beau Montana takes on the fragility of modern toxic masculinity, the hypocrisy of the most sanctimonious factions of our society, and the treachery of our capitalistic obsession with fame and celebrity with tendon-gnawing sarcasm and wit.
Release Date: 10/3/2026
Description
Stories No One Should Read is a collection of Beau Montana’s stories no one should (ever) read (ever), unless boldly problematic characters whose written existence holds up a strikingly clean mirror to the filthiest and most wretched parts of human nature and modern culture is something that appeals to you.
Beau Montana takes on the fragility of modern toxic masculinity, the hypocrisy of the most sanctimonious factions of our society, and the treachery of our capitalistic obsession with fame and celebrity with tendon-gnawing sarcasm and wit.
We cordially invite you to experience a systematic beatdown of contemporary ignorance that you will not soon forget, regardless of how hard you try.
Critical condemnation for Stories No One Should Read.
“If shit posting were literature, it would be this book.”
-No one ever said this
“At times, it’s difficult to tell if this is satire or serious or satire that’s satirizing satire or satire that’s satirizing work that’s satirizing satire. We just know it’s boldly problematic for so many things that nauseate us about society, and somehow, lands on the side of promoting compassion and empathy, despite its overwhelming vulgarity, and we like that…we think.”
-Joseph D. Newcomer, Dead Star Press
“This book punches toxic masculinity in its wrinkly, old ball sack.”
-Some prick’s wrinkly old ball sack.
“WTF?”
-Probably everyone
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eBook: Stories No One Should Read
$2.99 Buy on AmazonIn Stories No One Should Read, Beau Montana takes on the fragility of modern toxic masculinity, the hypocrisy of the most sanctimonious factions of our society, and the treachery of our capitalistic obsession with fame and celebrity with tendon-gnawing sarcasm and wit.
