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Ari and The Armpit Mouse
Sometimes, making new friends can feel a little silly, but Ari’s about to find out how wonderful it can truly be. A story about making new friends from the imaginations of writer Joseph D. Newcomer and his daughter, Ariella Nova Newcomer. Illustrated by Andy Carreon.
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Ari and the Armpit Mouse Coloring Book
Color and read along with Ari and The Armpit Mouse as they meet and become best friends. Sometimes, making new friends can feel a little silly, but Ari’s about to find out how wonderful it can truly be. A story about making new friends from the imaginations of writer Joseph D. Newcomer and his daughter, Ariella Nova Newcomer. Illustrated by Andy Carreon.
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Bundle: Ari and the Armpit Mouse Book and Coloring Book
Get both versions of Ari and The Armpit Mouse and save. Color and read along with Ari and The Armpit Mouse as they meet and become best friends. Sometimes, making new friends can feel a little silly, but Ari’s about to find out how wonderful it can truly be. A story about making new friends from the imaginations of writer Joseph D. Newcomer and his daughter, Ariella Nova Newcomer. Illustrated by Andy Carreon.
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Diminishing Return (Hardcover)
“We are all recycled people.” Time has stopped, and people are no longer living in the Present Pause. Disenchanted with Nostalgia Incorporated’s Time Travel Experience and the memory loss it causes, a former musician turned sanitation worker spends his time sorting through a lonesome world of trash left behind by humanity while he composes a letter to his younger self.
Get your hardcover copy today.
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Fucking Relax a Journal for Mental Well-being
Fucking Relax is a choose-your-own-adventure, self-guided, self-care journal. It’s a chance to work out your frustrations while receiving a repeated daily affirmation intended to help you shrug off bullshit that doesn’t actually matter to you or is presently out of your control.
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Journal of the Dead
Write like a Weirdo in our blank, paperback book-style, lined journal for all of your weirdest thoughts and ideas.
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Darkest Day (Hardcover)
A twisting, science fiction, mind-fuck indictment of religious and technological idolatry. Newcomer offers a sharp look at how our choices and compassion define us as human beings.
Free Be a Fucking Weirdo sticker with each Darkest Day purchase!
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Darkest Day (Paperback)
A twisting, science fiction, mind-fuck indictment of religious and technological idolatry. Newcomer offers a sharp look at how our choices and compassion define us as human beings.
Free Be a Fucking Weirdo sticker with each Darkest Day purchase!
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From The Dead
An anthology of weird from the peculiar minds of: Dan Scamell, Bret Thomas, Cyril M. Serenissima, J. Edward Young, Michael Mayes, Charles Passman, Edwin Canfield, Chelsea Harrington, Howard Gershkowitz, and Joseph D. Newcomer.
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Let’s Make S’mores
A children’s book celebrating diversity and inclusion. Read about camping, friends, and how life is a little sweeter when everyone contributes their own unique ingredients.
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Thought & Other Absurdities
Thought & Other Absurdities is a collection of modern witticisms, thought provocations, & other absurdities from the mind of Joseph D. Newcomer, author of Diminishing Return, El Camino Blue, and soon-to-be-released through Dead Star Press, SciFi mind-fuck novel, Darkest Day.
The shirts overall quality is amazing! Looks awesome and fits very well. I also got the dope book mark! 10/10 would buy again
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Seriously the softest most comfortable t shirt I own, and I own a lot of t-shirts. The sweet Dead Star Press graphic is just an added bonus.
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I couldn’t decide between the pink and white graphic so I got both. You should prolly just buy both as well.
This seems like solid decision making to us. Fantastic suggestion, Jared! If we could review our reviews, this one would get 5 out of 5 skulls.
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Thoughtful & entertaining read!
This book is so stinking cute and you just want to keep going because your little one gets excited by the repetition in it. 🙂
I just got it and cannot wait to check out some of this cool work! Great presentation, very intriguing cover art and very promising list of 10 weirdo authors instead of just the one regular weirdo!!
Stella and I read this tonight! She couldn’t wait for me to read it to her! Author should have partnered with a grocery store because now I have to go (with Jax our dog) tomorrow to grab supplies for S’mores!!
Excited that it has stories by a friend. Can’t wait to read the book.
Be careful what you wish for! Chris only wants to make his sad wife happy. That requires the one thing he can’t produce. She wants a baby. The Darkest Day left him and the rest of the world incapable of making that happen. But, wait! Technology comes to the rescue, or does it? Life is a challenge for Chris, hating his job, hating his wife’s over-the-top disgusting brother with his idiotic teeth and overbearing personality. After his wife sinks into a deep depression, Chris fears losing her. When he is thrown a lifeline by his friend Decker, who tells him a little truth about his ability to impregnate his wife. Chris is over the moon and can’t wait to make Cece’s dreams come true, even if it isn’t his heart’s desire. I love the writing and laughed out loud at the over-the-top hysterical description of how these characters react to their desperate situation. Read this at your own peril! It could be your future!
The book arrived in great shape, on time, and it came with a bookmark. I could not have asked for a better purchase. I LOVED the book so much that I recommended it to the library and all of my friends. It absolutely blew my mind, I never saw the ending coming. Joseph Newcomer always has a twist waiting for us. 🙂
Our darkest days, behind us. Our brightest, ahead.
I had previously purchased “Let’s Make S’mores” for my niece and nephew. We made a night out of it, making our own s’mores and reading the book. They both loved it! I then later took advantage of the “Bundle of the Dead”. Literally, the first thing I did when the collection of books arrived was to open “Thought & Other Absurdities” to a random page and just pick a passage to read. What did I happen upon, you may wonder?
“If good policewomen and men want to make positive change, they should all remove their badges, turn around, and join the peaceful protestors. It may become a little clearer who is on the side of humanity.”
It was then that I immediately knew I made a wise decision in taking advantage of the bundle deal and I highly suggest you do the same while it lasts! I look forward to diving deeper into all of the works by Mr. Newcomer!
Everything was on time with my order. Love the book. It is a gift for someone. They will be getting it tomorrow. Thanks for being so reliable.
A terrific story line , very well illustrated with a touch of humor and corckiness ,a great way to help other children going through the withdrawal of sleeping with their parents. I bought it for my grandchildren and they read it to me on facetime , at 9 and 2 they were equally amused and entertained.
5 stars for Ari and the armpit mouse.